I may not be David Letterman, but I can still make a top ten list with a little bit of humor (or so I think). So here's my latest attempt. (Are there any other lists you want me to try? Let me know.)
10. Peter O'Malley - Why not?
9. Me - If the Dodgers are community property, and I'm a part of the community, then I should already own them!
8. Lady Gaga - I would love to see the Dodgers new uniforms!
7. Japan - Free baseball player pipeline
6. China - They already own half of America
5. Vince McMahon - I would love to see baseball played inside a steel cage!
4. City of Bell Officials - This is something legal they could do with all that extra money they've collected
3. President Obama - He's throwing money everywhere else to make things better. Why not include the Dodgers?
2. Mark Cuban - Seriously...Mark Cuban
1. Preparation H - They might make us feel better since current ownership is such a pain in the @$$!
1 comment:
Nice list. :-)
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