I think Christmas kicks off the birthday madness that happens every year. At least it's Jesus' birthday that kicks it off. To give you an idea of how crazy it is for us, I'm listing the dates of birthdays that we celebrate (attend a party or gathering for) each year. Any numbers in parentheses represent multiple birthdays on that date.
January: 2 (2), 3, 12, 13, 15, 27
February: 3, 9, 18, 20 (2), 24 (2), 25, 28
March: 23 (2)
April: 1, 13, 16 (2), 17, 22, 24, 26, 28, 30
May: 1, 4, 5 (2), 6, 9 (2), 12, 16, 20, 30
June: 13, 19, 20
There are a few other birthdays in those months as well, but I don't remember exactly when they are (and our anniversary is June 26). Therefore, I would like to make a statement to those who are or may be thinking about having a kid or 10. I hereby declare the following times of year off limits to any new birthdays within out circle of friends and family: all of January, all of February, March 23, all of April, all of May and mid-June. Let me translate this into other terms...sex is hereby banned for all fertile people (who are our friends and family) from April through September!!!!!!! Now, April is just three months away, so you better get busy!
1 comment:
Is that a hint?
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